Saturday supreme With Darrell Andrews on a Radio Near you.......The show everyones talking about...

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME FOR 11TH FEB.........................

2012-02-10T15:30:00.000-08:00

THIS WEEKS SHOW STARTS AS ALWAYS WITH THE LATEST BANGER NEWS,WITH THE ANDY HOUR, WILL BASIL ATTACK YET AGAIN LISTEN IN BETWEEN 1-2PM TO FIND OUT PLUS GUEST CALLERS.....THEN AS ITS PRE VALENTINES WEEKEND WE HAVE A VALENTINES THEME.......

MUSICAL LEGENDS..............THE POLICE

WORLD LANDMARKS........THE EIFFEL TOWER

ALBUMN TRACKING.......CONTINUING WITH KATY PERRY

MUSIC MANIA......LIONEL RICHIE

COMMUNITY LIFE.......THE CITY IN FOCUS

PUBLIC PROFILE.........MICHAEL PARKINSON

ODDLY ENOUGH.......THE STORIES ARE AS WIERD AS EVER

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE..........WHOS IN THE NEWS

PLUS ALL YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS OLD AND NEW , YOUR CALLS/TXTS & EMAILS ITS ALL YOU COMING YOUR WAY THIS SAT .....JOIN US FROM 1PM ON 92.6FM & ONLINE..........

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 11TH/12TH FEB...............VERY COLD/ICY

2012-02-10T15:17:00.000-08:00

SATURDAY..........VERY FROSTY/MISTY START.......SUNNY LATER..36F

SUNDAY.....CLOUDY START/SNOW/FREEZING RAIN/SLEET LATER....39F

LATEST....................SPECIAL REPORT

2012-02-10T12:36:00.000-08:00

STEVEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR TELLS US THAT HIS MOLE SAYS BANGER HAS BEEN IN A ROW OVER HIS SAUSAGES INSISTING HES ARE THE BEST, AND ANGRY THAT ANOTHER COMPANY TAKING HIS NAME. ALSO WE HEAR BUNTY WAS STOPPED BY THE POLICE WHEN SHE TOLD THEM SHE WAS ON THE WAY TO THE PALACE, NOW WHAT PALACE COULD THAT BE. ANDY WAS ALSO HAVEING SOME GRIEF ON THE ROADS FIRSTLY COS THE POLICE STOPPED HIM TOO INSISTING HIS MOGGY MINOR WAS NOT ROAD WORTHY, SECONDLY HE HAS HAD SOME ABUSE FROM A WHITE VAN MAN TELLING HIM TO GET THAT HEAP OF JUNK OFF THE ROAD. HE SHOUTED BACK HOW VERY DARE YOU.......THANKS STEVE

LATEST.....BANGER SPOTTED IN STOLEN SNOW PLOUGH EARLIER IN WEEK..........................

2012-02-09T17:22:00.001-08:00

BREAKING......................ANDY CALLS BARNWELL AGAIN AT WORK TO RESCUE HIM IN THE SNOW

2012-02-09T15:50:00.000-08:00

EARLIER THIS WEEK WE HEAR BARNWELL RECIEVED YET ANOTHER CALL AT WORK WHILST IN ANOTHER MEETING DEMANDING BARNWELL TO PICK HIM UP STRANDED IN THE SNOW....APPARANTLEY BARNWELL TOLD HIM DO ONE AND GET A SHOVEL TO DIG HIMSELF OUT........

BREAKING...............BUNTY HAILS HER CIGAR COURSES A SUCCESS

2012-02-09T14:45:00.000-08:00

BUNTY SAYS HER CIGAR LESSONS ARE GOING VERY WELL, MORE YOUNGSTERS THAN EVER NOW ARE SMOKING CIGARS AND SOME ARE EVEN ON KING SIZE CIGARS, SHE SAYS ITS A BIG STEP FORWARD FOR THE FUTURE OF THE CIGAR...........

LATEST.................BASIL HEADING FOR VERULAM ON SAT IN TANK

2012-02-09T14:31:00.000-08:00

Weather permitting, apparantley Basil banger said he will head for verulam studios on sat in Tank to launch another attack......dear o dear

LATEST.........FEARS GROW AS REPORTS THAT BASIL BANGER GETS A TANK????????

2012-02-08T14:55:00.000-08:00

BREAKING.................ANDY SAYS NEVER MIND CELEBRATING HER MAJESTY CELEBRATE BETTYS DIAMOND JUBILEE FOR 100 YEARS........................

2012-02-07T13:36:00.000-08:00

YES CAN YOU BELIEVE ANDY SAYS THE UK SHOULD CELEBRATE 100 YEARS OF BETTY YES HE SAID WE SHOULD CELEBRATE 100 YEARS OF BETTYS REIGN WHAT DOES SHE REIGN THE BANGER RESIDENCE???? .....OR WHAT ? SHES HARDLY ROYALTY ANDY...............

UPDATE..................

2012-02-07T13:27:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT ANDY TO SHED THE RESPONSIBILITY OF STEALING A SNOW PLOUGH HAS PARKED IT OUTSIDE DERECK STAINES HOUSE BEFORE MAKING A GETAWAY. WE HEAR HE HAS COMPLETELY DENIED ALL RESPONSIBILITY OF HAVING THE SNOW PLOUGH AT ALL AND SAID WELL IF ITS PARKED OUTSIDE MR STAINES HOUSE HE MUST HAVE BORROWED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.......UNBELIEVABLE

LATEST...................ANDY ABANDONS SNOW PLOUGH OUTSIDE DERECKS HOUSE LEAVING HIM TO BLAME .........DETAILS LATER

2012-02-07T07:20:00.000-08:00

BREAKING.......BUNTY ENROLS YOUNGEST PERSON FOF CIGAR LESSONS

2012-02-06T12:33:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR BUNTY TODAY LAUNCHED HER CIGAR COURSES WITH THE YOUNGEST PERSON RVER TO SMOKE A CIGAR AGED JUST 10 YEARS OLD. BUNTY SAID THE YOUNGSTER IS PROGRESSING VERY WELL AND HAD 5 CIGARS IN THE FIRST HOUR.....DEAR O DEAR WHAT HAVE THE PARENTS GOT YO SAY BUNTY.

UPDATE........

2012-02-06T12:28:00.000-08:00

GETTING REPORTS ANDY HAS STOLEN A SNOW PLOUGH TO TAKE THINGS IN TO HIS OWN HANDS TO CLEAR THE SNOW WHERE HE LIVES SO BETTY CAN MOW THE LAWN,WHAT IN FEB? RESIDENTS CLOSE BY REPORT DAMAGE TO THEIR PROPERTIES WITH FENCES AND WALLS BEING FLATTENED AND HOUSES DAMAGED. THE COUNCIL HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THEY HAVE A SNOW PLOUGH MISSING........

LATEST........ANDY SEEN DRIVING STOLEN SNOW PLOUGH........DETAILS LATER

2012-02-06T10:15:00.001-08:00

LATEST........................ANDY PHONES BARNWELL DEMANDING TO BORROW HIS CAR YET AGAIN

2012-02-02T13:58:00.000-08:00

WE HAVE JUST HEARD BARNWELL HAS RECIEVED ANOTHER CALL THIS EVENING DEMANDING TO USE HIS CAR IN THE MORNING AS HIS MOGGY MINOR HAS BROKENDOWN . HE ALSO TOLD BARNWELL THAT THAT HE SHOULD GET THE BUS FOR WORK....BARNWELL IS FUMING APPARANTLEY

DEVELOPING........................BUNTY OFFERS THE MANAGEMENT OF VERULAM A CIGAR EACH AS A TRUCE

2012-02-02T12:28:00.000-08:00

UNBELIEVABLEY BUNTY HAS SAID THAT IN A BID TO EASE THE TENSION AND TO START A TRUCE SHE WILL OFFER ALL AT VERULAM A CIGAR TO GET EVERYONE ON GOOD TERMS AGAIN OVER LAST WEEKENDS TENSION WITH ANDY...EVEN THOSE THAT DONT SMOKE SHE SAID TRY IT YOULL ENJOY IT..............DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING................ANDY DEMANDS AN APOLOGY FROM VERULAM

2012-02-02T12:16:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT ANDY BANGER IS DEMANDING AN APOLOGY FROM THE MANAGEMENT OF THE STATION OVER THE BANNING OF BASIL BANGER LAST WEEKEND FROM THE STATION AND SAYS ITS UNACCEPTABLE AND WILL NOT ATTEND UNLESS BASIL GETS AN APOLOGY.....

LATEST.........DISAGREEMENT OVER NEW FEATURES

2012-02-02T12:13:00.001-08:00

THERE SEEMS TO BE A DISAGREEEMENT OVER WHAT NEW FEATURES TO AIR THIE WEEKEND ON THE SHOW BETWEEN THE PRODUCER AND DARRELL ANDREWS PRESENTER OF THE SHOW. REPORTS SUGGEST BIG DIFFERENCES OVER WHAT SHOULD GO AHEAD........

LATEST.............ADVICE ON HOW TO COPE WITH THE COLD WEATHER IN HERTS.....VISIT....WWW.STALBANS.GOV.UK FOR LATEST

2012-02-02T09:40:00.001-08:00

UPDATE.......HERTS ON SNOW WATCH.......SEVERE WEATHER POSSIBLE THIS WEEKEND .......WATCH FOR UPDATES

2012-02-02T01:43:00.001-08:00

EXCLUSIVE............NEW FEATURES COMING TO THIS WEEKS SHOW

2012-02-01T12:06:00.001-08:00

BREAKING............BUNTY TO START UP CIGAR COURSES

2012-02-01T12:04:00.000-08:00

BUNTY IS TO GIVE CIGAR LESSONS, YES SIGN UP TODAY SHE TOLD US FOR THE ULTIMATE CIGAR EXPERIENCE WITH ONE OF HER COURSES AND BEGINNERS ESPECIALLY WELCOME WITH A SPECIAL DISCOUNT........OH DEAR

SPECIAL REPORT..........ANDY HAS SECRET SAUSAGE STALL

2012-02-01T11:59:00.000-08:00

STEVEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR HAS TOLD US THAT WHILST ON A JOURNEY TO LONDON HE SPOTTED A SAUSAGE STALL CALLED BANGERS BROTHERS SAUSAGES. ANOTHER SECRET VENTURE OF ANDYS HAS BEEN REVEALED.......THANKS STEVE

UPDATE.......

2012-02-01T11:55:00.000-08:00

BASIL THREATENS TO ATTACK THE STUDIOS AGAIN THIS SATURDAY. ANDY AND BUNTY SAY THEY WILL NOT APPEAR ON THIS WEEKS SHOW IF BASIL IS BANNED AGAIN, ANDY SAYS THERE WILL BE NO TROUBLE IF MR STAINES CAN BE TAKEN AS PRISONER ACCORDING TO BASIL......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.........BASIL THREATENING TO ATTACK AGAIN THIS SATURDAY.......DETAILS LATER

2012-02-01T04:50:00.001-08:00

ISSUED 30TH JAN.......SEVERE WEATHER WATCH UPDATE....AS THE COLDER WEATHER TAKES HOLD THERE IS AN INCREASED RISK OF SNOW AFFECTING HERTS THURSDAY & THE WEEKEND ESPECIALLY........WATCH FOR UPDATES

2012-01-31T12:35:00.000-08:00

BREAKING.........,ANDY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF COLD WEATHER

2012-01-31T12:27:00.000-08:00

ANDY BANGER HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY SCARFS AND GLOVES WITH THE ONSET OF THE COLD WEATHER. WE HEAR THERE HAS BEEN SURGE OF PEOPLE COMPLAINING OF BREAKING OUT IN RASHES AND ITCHINESS . ONE WOMAN SAID I PUT THE SCARF ON AND MY NECK TURNED YELLOW, ANOTHER SAID I COULDN'T GET THE GLOVES OFF THEY WERE STUCK TO MY SKIN. WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT THE PUBLIC DO NOT BUY ANY OF THESE ITEMS WHICH HE IS SELLING.......

LATEST........ANDY TO GET BONUS

2012-01-31T12:19:00.000-08:00

WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANDY BANGER HAS AWARDED HIMSELF A MASSIVE COMPANY BONUS WHICH HE SAYS IS WELL DESERVED. HE THANKED THE BOARD FOR AWARDING HIM FOR HIS HARD WORK WITH HIS VENTURES SAYING GE COULDN'T REALLY ACCEPT IT BUY WOULD .SAT SUPREME CAN REVEAL THAT THERE IS NO BOARD WE THINK HE IS TALKING ABOUT THE IRONING BOARD AND HAS GIVEN HIMSELF A BONUS GREEDY BANGER

BREAKING.........ANDY TO GET BONUS.....DETAILS LATER

2012-01-31T02:35:00.001-08:00

DEVELOPING.......................ANDY HITS BACK AT CHARLIE

2012-01-26T15:34:00.001-08:00

ANDY TONIGHT HAS SAID HE DID NOT TAKE CAHRLIE THE CARETAKERS KEYS LAST WEEKS AND HAS ACCUSED CHARLIE OF MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST HIM...HE EVEN SAID CHARLIEIF HES NOT CAREFUL, WOULD BE THE NEXT LARRY IN THE RING........

BREAKING........................CHAS LOSES HIS KEYS

2012-01-26T14:50:00.000-08:00

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME HE HAS LOST HIS KEYS, ANOTHER COMPLICATION FOR THE WEEKEND, HES BEEN SEARCHING FURIOUSLY TO FIND THEM AND BELIEVES BANGER MAY HAVE TAKEN THEM THE WEEKEND.............

BREAKING.....................BUNTY TO BUY A RACECOURSE

2012-01-26T14:47:00.001-08:00

WE HEAR THAT BUNTY IS LOOKING TO BUY A RACECOURSE, SO HER HORSES OR BOYS AS SHE CALLS THEM CAN HAVE A RUN WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT AS WELL AS TRAIN FOR THE UPCOMING OLYMPICS..............

LATEST.....................CONFIRMED

2012-01-26T14:46:00.000-08:00

ANDY AND BUNTY HAVE TOLD SAT SUPREME THEY ARE GOING TO A MUSEUM INSTEAD OF COMING IN TO THE SHOW.......

BREAKING................PRODUCER TO ISSUE STATEMENT LATER ON THIS WEEKS SHOW...............

2012-01-26T13:24:00.000-08:00

DEVELOPING.....................NOW BUNTY HAS SAID SHE WILL NOT BE ON SHOW THIS WEEK IN ESCULATING ROW.....

2012-01-26T11:47:00.000-08:00

BREAKING................ROW ERUPTS OVER BASIL BEING BANNED FROM STATION THIS WEEKEND, NOW ANDY THREATENS TO BOYCOTT SHOW.......DETAILS SOON!!!...

2012-01-26T10:53:00.003-08:00

BREAKING......,,WE ARE JUST HEARING BASIL HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE STATION THIS SATURDAY BY MANAGEMENT OF STATION..... MORE DETAILS LATER

2012-01-26T02:55:00.001-08:00

LATEST..........ANDY & BUNTY BOTH CALL BARNWELL AGAIN

2012-01-25T12:22:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR BOTH ANDY & BUNTY AGAIN CALLED BARNWELL AT WORK DEMANDING TO BORROW HIS CAR AS ANDYS MOGGY MINOR BROKE DOWN. STEVEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR WAS ALSO GETTING HARRASSMENT CALLS AS WELL, WE ALSO HEAR ANDY IS SEARCHING FOR DERECK STAINES NUMBER AS WELL. WE HEAR HE HAS BEEN OFFERING TO GIVE PEOPLE MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR INFORMATION....DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

DEVELOPING..........COULD SNOW BE ON THE WAY TO HERTS THIS WEEKEND ? WATCH FOR OUR WEEKEND FORECAST UPDATE ON FRIDAY.......

2012-01-25T05:23:00.000-08:00

DEVELOPING.......GETTING REPORTS ANDY HAS PHONED BARNWELL AT WORK TO BORROW HIS CAR AS HIS MOGGY MINOR BREAKS DOWN

2012-01-25T03:42:00.001-08:00

LATEST..........NEW CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME IN THE COMING WEEKS, WATCH FOR UPDATES

2012-01-25T03:33:00.001-08:00

BREAKING............ANDY REQUESTS THE QUEEN FOR DINNER

2012-01-24T11:55:00.000-08:00

ANDY HAS INVITED HER MAJESTY TO DINNER AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE ON SUNDAY ANDY IS APPARANTLEY FUMING WITH BARNWELL MR STAINES AND MR HALL FOR NOT TURNING UP AGAIN FOR THE SECOND CHRISTMAS DINNER LAST SUNDAY. HE SAID WE WILL NOT ALLOW ANOTHER TURKEY TO GO TO WASTE SO WE HAVE INVITED THE QUEEN. WE WILL ALSO BE HAVING VEGETABLES FROM CHRISTMAS DAY AND COLD XMAS PUDDING.........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.........BANGERS TO OPEN THEIR DOORS FOR THEIR OWN RESIDENCE WEEKEND

2012-01-23T11:27:00.000-08:00

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT HES GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN ANDY IN A BID TO OVERSHADOW THE RADIO VERULAM RESIDENTS FIRST WEEKEND EVENT HAS SAID THAT HE AND BETTY WILL BE OPENING THE DOORS OF THE BANGERS RESIDENCE THIS WEEKEND YO THE PUBLIC TO HAVE WHAT HE CALLED YHE BANGERS FIRST EESIDENCE WEEKEND. HE URGED THE RESIDENTS OF ST ALBANS TO GIVE THE RADIO VERULAM EVENTS MISS SAID THAT THERE WAS MORE TO SEE FOR AN INTERESTING DAY OUT AT HIS MANSION AND FIELD.........DEAR O DEAR

UPDATE................

2012-01-23T11:24:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS SAID HE WILL RUN FOF POSITION OF MAYOR OF LONDON AGAINST KEN LIVINGSTONE AND BORIS JOHNSON, ANDY SAYS HE WILL GET THE MOST VOTES AND SAYS HE WILL CHANGE LONDON FOR THE BETTER WITH MORE BETTYS AND BETTER TRANSPORT WITH BANGERS BUSES AND BANGERS RAILWAYS......WELL LET'S HOPE HE DOESN'T GET IN THEN, IT WOULD MEAN DISASTER

LATEST ...........ANDY TO RUN FOR THE POSITION OF LORD MAYOR OF LONDON.....,.DETAILS LATER

2012-01-23T04:11:00.001-08:00

LATEST..............DR ANDY WILL SEE YOU NOW

2012-01-19T17:12:00.001-08:00

WITH THE THREAT OD UK DEOCTORS GOING ON STRIKE, ANDY SAYS HES SURGERY WILL ALWAYS BE OPEN...HE SAID HE PLANS TO OPEN FOR LONGER SURGERY HOURS IF THE STRIKE GOES AHEAD AND SAYS HE WILL BE ON EMERGENCY CALL OUT AS WELL. ANDY CLAIMS HE CAN DIAGNOSE ANY MEDICAL PROBLEM............DEAR O DEAR

UPDATE............

2012-01-19T16:14:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS FACING RENEWED PHONE HACKING ALLEGATIONS , OF WHICH HE NATURALLY DENIES. ONE ELDERLT WOMAN SAID I WAS ORDERING MY MEALS ON WHEELS SERVICE WHEN I HEARD ..NO THIS IS ANDY BANGGER CAN I GET YOU SAUSAGES FOR YOUR LUNCH TODAY, ANDY HAS BLAMED THE ALLEGATIONS ON STEVEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR, WHO HAS YET TO COMMENT........

VERULAM IS AT WAR?????? WITH BASIL APPARNTLEY !!!!! BASIL TO AGAIN COME TO STUDIOS THIS WEEKEND....................

2012-01-19T13:52:00.001-08:00

WE ARE HEARING THAT BASIL BANGER WILL BE HEADING FOR THE VERULAM STUDIOS THIS WEEKEND. AGAIN SECURITY EXPECTED TO BE TIGHTENED AS ONCE AGAIN WE HEAR HES EXPECTED TO BE ARMED, SAT SUPREME HAS ALREADY WARNED BASIL NOT TO ENTER THE BUILDING WITH ANYTHING THAT COULD HARM OR INJURE THE STAFF AT THE STATION, WE HERA IN RESPONSE BAIL DECLARED WAR ON VERULAM...............

LATEST..................ANDY SAYS SAUSAGES ARE IN RECESSION

2012-01-19T13:49:00.000-08:00

ANDY HAS TOLD US THAT SAUSAGES ARE IN RECESSION AND HE FEARS FOR THE BANGER IN 2012, MANY SAUSAGES ARE FEELING THE CRUNCH HE SAID, BUT WORSE COULD BE ON THE WAY AND HE WARNED THAT WE MAY WELL JUST HAVE SKIN WITH NO MEAT BY END OF THE YEAR..DEAR O DEAR

UPDATE...................

2012-01-19T13:47:00.000-08:00

BUNTY SAYS HER IDEAL MAN WOULD LOOK LIKE A HORSE HE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE SIMILAR FEATURES, TEETH, NOSE STRUCTURE AND EARS TO APPEAL TO HER AND OF COURSE HAVE A LOVE FOR CIGARS.........

BREAKING........BUNTYS DREAM MAN IS SOMEONE THAT HAS HORSE FEATURES........DETAILS LATER

2012-01-19T02:32:00.000-08:00

BREAKING................BASIL THREATENS TO ATTACK EVERYONE

2012-01-17T16:13:00.000-08:00

SAT SUPREME HAS LEARNED THAT BASIL IS GOING TO STEP UP HIS CAMPAIGN ON ATTACKING EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE SAT SUPREME ANDY HOUR TEAM. ANDY HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME TONIGHT HE HAS CREDIBLE INFORMATION THAT BASIL IS TO STEP UP HIS ATTACKS ON THE VERULAM TOWERS ON SAT............MORE NEWS WHEN WE GET IT ON THIS DEVELOPMENT...

LATEST.......BETTY PUTS ON ANOTHER TURKEY

2012-01-17T13:42:00.000-08:00

UNBELIEVABELY WE HEAR THAT FOLLOWING THE ABSENCY OF DERECK, STEVEN AND DARREL AT THE CHRISTMAS DINNER TABLE ON CHRISTMAS DAY, ANDY HAS SAID BETTY HAS STARTED COOKING ANOTHER TURKEY FOR DINNER THIS COMING SUNDAY AND ANDY SAYS HE WANTS NO EXCUSES THIS TIME FROM MR STAINES MR HALL AND BARNWELL, IT WILL BE LIKE OUR SECOND CHRISTMAS HE SAID......WHEN IS HE GOING TO GET THE MESSAGE.....DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

LATEST........ANDY SAYS TURKEY STILL IN OVEN

2012-01-16T13:02:00.000-08:00

ANDY SAYS BETTY AND HE ARE STILL WAITING FOR MR STAINES MR HALL AND BARNWELL TO TURN UP FOR XMAS DINNER NEARLY A MONTH ON. HE SAID BETTY SAID MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE UP NOW, BUT ANDY SAYS NO GIVE THEM ANOTHER 20 MINUTES OR SO...,,....DEAR O DEAR

MORE UPDATES SOON...........

2012-01-15T15:56:00.001-08:00

LATEST.............SAT SUPREME WARNED TO BE ON GUARD OVER THREATENED ATTACK FROM BASIL....,,,,

2012-01-12T16:53:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT SECURITY IS TO BE STEPPED UP THIS SATURDAY AT VERULAM STUDIOS AS THE SAT SUPREME TEAM FEAR AN ALL OUT ATTACK FROM BASIL BANGER...SOURCES TELL US HE PLANS TO COME IN ARMED WITH SHERBERT BOMBS AND WATER PISTOLS BECUASE BASIL HIMSELF IS FEARING AN ATTACK ......MANAGEMENT OF THE STATION, SAY THE SHOW WILL GO AHEAD BUT SECURITY AND SAFETY OF OUR STAFF IS PARAMOUNT.........

BREAKING.......ANDYS NEW CAR JET WASH COMPANY LAUNCHED..............BUT COMPLAINTS ROLL IN!!!

2012-01-12T16:50:00.000-08:00

THIS WEEK ANDY LAUNCHED HIS NEW CAR JET WASHING COMPANY BUT DRIVERS WERE KEFT REELING AFTER HAVING ONE OF ANDYS WASHES WHEN THEY DROVE AWAY COVERED STILL COVERED IN FOAM. ANDY INSISTS HIS CAR WASH FOAM IS THE BEST BUT HUNDREDS OF MOTORISTS CLAIM THE FOAM WONT COME OFF AND SOME SAY THEIR CARS ARE PERMANATLRY DAMAGED AND SMEARED AND SOME REPORT THE FOAM HAS DAMAGED THEIR ENGINES ............DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING................BASIL TO VISIT STUDIO AGAIN ARMED

2012-01-12T13:51:00.001-08:00

SAT SUPREME IS HEARING THAT BASIL BANGER WILL MAKE ANOTHER VIST TO THE THE STUDIO AGAIN IN AN ATTEMPT TO WIPE OUT THE ENEMY, HE SAID THE OPPOSITION MEANING BARNWELL, DERECK AND STEVE SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR INVASION AND ALL OUT ATTACK ............DEAR O DEAR

LATEST........MPS VISIT ANDYS OLYMPIC PARK

2012-01-12T13:49:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT SOME MPS VISITED ANDYS OLYMPIC FIELD TODAY AND WERE AMAZED WHEN THEY WERE SHOWED WHERE THE MAIN EVENTS OF WERE GOING TO BE HELD ...IN A DITCH, WE HEAR SOME MPS IMMEDIATELY LEFT AFTER SEEING THIS........

LATEST.........BUNTY TAKES HER HORSES FOR MAKEOVER

2012-01-11T12:26:00.000-08:00

BUNTY WE HEAR HAS TAKEN CONDOR HAMLET AND MANAKIN FOR MAKEOVERS, WE HEAR THEY ALL HAD A HAIRCUT THEIR HOOVES DONE AND ALSO TEETH CLEANED PLUS A GOOD GROOMING. WOULD YOU BELIEVE THEY SLSO HAD A SAUNA AS WELL THEY ENJOYED A LUXURY CIGAR TOGETHER AS A TREAT TO THE END OF A PERFECT DAY...... WE TOLD HER YOU DO SPOIL THEM BUNTY SHE REPLIED WELL THEY ARE MY CHILDREN, MY BOYS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT....

UPDATE.........

2012-01-11T12:19:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT FOLLOWING THE VISIT TO THE OLYMPIC STADIUM BY MPS THIS WEEK? ANDY IN A BID ONCE AGAIN TO OVER SHADOW THE HEADLINES HAS INVITED ALL MPS TO VISIT WHAT HE CALLS HE'S OLYMPIC STADIUM HE'S FIELD BASICALLY, WHERE HE CLAIMS THE TRUE OLYMPIC GAMES WILL BE HELD. HES ASKED THOUGH THAT ONLY SMALL GROUPS OF MPS ENTER HIS FIELD AT A TIME SO BETTY CAN SHOW THEM ROUND.......DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.,.,.,,,ANDY TO INVITE MPS TO HIS OLYMPIC FIELD ,,,,,DETAILS LATER

2012-01-11T06:08:00.000-08:00

LATEST.....,,,.COLDLAYS PARADISE THE MOST AIRPLAYED SONG ON SAT SUPREME 2011...,

2012-01-11T06:04:00.000-08:00

LATEST,,,,,,,,BAISIL MAKES DEBUT ON LAST WEEKS SHOW

2012-01-09T10:10:00.000-08:00

BASIL BANGER MADE IT YO THE DHOW ON SAT OR AT LEAST TK THE STUDIO DOORS AS HE FEATED AN ATTACK. HE WAS CONVINCED THAT DARRELL DERECK AND STEVE WERE ARMED APPARANTLEY AFTERWARDS HE FLED OUT OF THE BUILDING RUNNING FOR COVER.....DEAR O DEAR

WATCH FOR MORE UPDATES SOON....,,

2012-01-09T04:46:00.001-08:00

DEVELOPING......ANDY LAUNCHES EMERGENCY WINDOW CLEANING SERVICE

2012-01-05T14:24:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR ANDY HAS LAUNCHED HIS EMERGENCY WINDOW CLEANING COMPANY, WHICH GARUANTEES TO MAKE YOUR WINDOWS CLEANER AND CLEARER THAN EVER. SO WHY ALREADY ARE THE COMPLAINTS ARE COMING IN. ONE PERSON SAID I REQUESTED A WINDOW CLEAN AND THIS MAN TURNED UP WITH A PIPE, HE LOOKED REALLY WIERD AND HIS LADDER WAS SO SMALL I OFFERED MINE BUT HE INSISETED HE USED HIS OWN. WELL HE COULD BARELY REACH THE WINDOWS AND THE WINDOWS WERE DIRTIER THAN WHEN HE STARTED...ANOTHER LADY SAID ILL NEVER USE HIM AGAIN AT LEAST BEFORE I COULD SEE OUT OF MY WINDOWS NOW I CAN SEE NOTHING AND THERE ARE PIPE SMOKE SMEARS, SHE SAID THE MAN MADE OFF IN AN OLD MOGGY MINOR WITH A LADDER ON TOP ALMOST FALLING OFF.......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.............BAIL BANGER MAY BE IN STUDIO THIS SAT..

2012-01-05T13:16:00.000-08:00

NEWS COMING IN THAT BASIL BANGER, BROTHER TO THAT OF ANDY AND BUNTY MAYBE MAKING A DEBUT APPEARANCE IN THE STUDIO THIS SAT ....WATCH FOR UPDATES

SPECIAL REPORT...................ANDYS MOGGY MINOR BLOWS OVER

2012-01-05T12:47:00.000-08:00

STEVEN HALL TELLS US THAT ANDYS MOGGY MINOR BLEW OVER TODAY IN THE STRONG WINDS THAT SWEPT THE COUNTY. WE ALSO HEAR THAT ANDY PHONED BARNWELL AT WORK DEMANDING HE COME AND HELP HIM IN TEN MINUTES WE HEAR DARRELL PRESENTER OF THE SHOW PHONED ANDY AND TOLD HIM TO GET A BULLDOZER INSTEAD MUCH TO ANDYS DISGUST......THANKS FOR UPDATE STEVE

BREAKING........BUNTYS HORSE IN THE OLYMPICS?

2012-01-04T12:00:00.000-08:00

We are hearing that condor had been put up a possible candidate to run in the summer OLYMPICS, BUNTY whos said to be excited at the possibility says she knows condor can well and win any show jumping event but he must have a break I'm any event she said to have a cigar to continue to perform well. Speaking of which we here BUNTYs new years resolution to make it 299 cigars a day instead of 300 has gone out the window instead she now smokes an extra one a day making it 301 a day instead dear o dear o dear

LATEST......ANDY CLAIMS BETTY NEARLY BLEW AWAY

2012-01-04T11:51:00.000-08:00

Andy has said that with the recent high winds Betty got blown up the garden. He's told sat supreme that winds of up to 400mph were recorded in his back garden. He said I saw Betty take off when putting out the washing. Yes Andy was that before you had a glass of dandelion and burdock or after? Dear o dear

LATEST..................BUNTY ALSO MAKES NEW YEARS RESOLOUTION.....

2011-12-29T16:09:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR TONIHT BUNTY HAS VOWED TO CUT DOWN ON CIGARS AS A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION. YES SHE SAYS AHE WILL CUT DOWN DRASTICALLY BY SMOKING ONE LESS PER DAY. SHE CURRENTLY SMOKES 300 A DAY....SO NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE THERE THEN BUNTY.........

ANDY MAKES NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.....................

2011-12-29T15:05:00.000-08:00

ANDY HAS SAID HES MADE SOME NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS.....

1) TO EAT MORE SAUSAGES ???

2) TO MARRY BETTY?? ALREADY MARRIED??

3) TO RULE THE AIRWAVES WITH RADIO BANGER??

4) TO BE PRIME MINISTER???

SO THE SAME AS LAST YEARS THEN, GOOD LUCK ANDY !!!

SPECIAL REPORT..........STEVEN HALL

2011-12-29T13:10:00.000-08:00

STEVEN HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT ANDY IS NOW INTERFERING WITH AVIATION TRAVE WITH HIS BANGERS BROADCASTS. APPARANTLEY PILOTS HAVE BEEN VERY ANNOYED WITH BURSTS OF BROADCASTS INTERFERING WITH AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL FOR LANDING OF FLIGHTS...PLANES HAVE BEEN LEFT CIRCLING FOR HOURS WAITING TO LAND BECAUSE OF RADIO BANGER INTERNATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENTS WITH MUSIC OF VERA LYN AND PEE WEE HUNT BEING PLAYED. THE AVIATION AUTHORITY HAVE DEMANDED AN EXPLANATION..........THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE

BREAKING...............ANDY DEMANDS EXPLANATION FOR BURNT CHRISTMAS DINNER

2011-12-29T13:07:00.001-08:00

WE ARE HEARING THAT NEARLY A WEEK ON ANDY HAS SAID THAT BARNWELL, MR STAINES AND STEVEN HALL ARE STILL EXPECTED FOR DINNER. THE PLATES ARE IN PLACE AND THE DINNERS STILL IN THE OVEN ANDY SAID AND WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR ALL THREE TO TURN UP. BETTY SWEATED NEARLY A WEEK OVER THAT TURKEY HE SAYS WE ARE STILL WAITING TO SERVE IT......DEAR O DEAR

WATCH FOR UPDATES ON NEW YEARS EVE SHOW.............................

2011-12-28T12:47:00.002-08:00

MORE...............

2011-12-28T12:47:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT BOTH ANDY AND LARRY NEEDED MEDICAL ATTN AFTER CLASHING IN THE VERULAM STUDIO ON XMAS EVE ON SAT SUPREME. APPARANTLEY LARRY STORMED IN ON ANDY ON THE XMAS EVE SHOW LIVE ON AIR....AFTERWARDS WITNESSES REPORTED AN ALTERCATION TAKING PLACE DOWN STAIRS IN THE VERULAM BUILDING. POLICE WERE CALLED AND PARAMEDICS BOTH SUFFERED CUTS AND BRUISES...BUT WOLD YOU BELIVE BOTH KISSED AND MADE UP AFTERWARDS, BUTH THEN ANOTHER ROW BROKE OUT.....WE BELIEVE LARRY IS STILL IN THE UK AND ANDY HAS BEEN DISCHARGED HOSPITAL...IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE END TO THE SHOW ON XMAS EVE.............

LATEST.................BOTH ANDY & LARRY NEEDED MEDICAL ATTENTION......DETAILS LATER

2011-12-28T11:28:00.000-08:00

BREAKING............ANDY TO START UP EMERGENCY CLEANING BUSINESS IN NEW YEAR????

2011-12-22T16:08:00.000-08:00

BRACE YOURSELVES ANDY HAS SAID HES THINKING OF STARTING UP HIS OWN EMERGENCY WINDOW CLEANING SERVICE IN THE NEW YEAR...WINDOWS EVERYWHERE IN GREAT BRITIAN BEWARE..........

LATEST..............ANDY SAYS IT WILL BE A WHITE CHRISTMAS??????

2011-12-22T16:04:00.003-08:00

TONIGHT ANDY HAS SAID IT WILL BE A WHITE CHRISTMAS AT THE BANGOR RESIDENCE, APPARANTLEY HE SAID THIS IS BECAUSE BOTH HIM AND BETTY SUFFER FROM DANDRUFF...NO SIGN OF BUNTY OR BASIL WHO WILL BE ELSEWHERE THIS YEAR....

LATEST........ANDY EXPECTS EVERYONE TO ATTEND CHRISTMAS DINNER

2011-12-22T15:56:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS ONCE AGAIN ASKED BARNWELL, DERECK AND STEVEN TO BE AT HIS HOUSE AT 2PM ON CHRISTMAS DAY FOR DINNER. THIS DESPITE THEM TELLING ANDY THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND. APPARANTLEY ANDY HAS INSISTED HE WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER...MEANWHILE BOTH DERECK AND STEVE HAVE SAID THEY ARE ON AIR ON XMAS DAY AND BARNWELL SAYING HE IS OUT OF THE AREA ON ANOTHER ENGAGEMENT...WE HEAR THAT DARRELL HAS SAID IF IT SHUTS ANDY UP HE WILL SEND A DUMMY OF HIMSELF TO BE THERE AT THE DINNER TABLE.........

BREAKING...............LARRY TO BE IN STUDIO ON CHRISTMAS EVE

2011-12-22T15:51:00.000-08:00

SAT SUPREME HAS LEARNED THAT LARRY IS IN TH UK AND WILL BE IN THE STUDIO ON SAT SUPREME ON CHRISTMAS EVE. ANDY HAS LAUGHED OFF THE NEWS SAYING HES READY FOR THE FIGHT OF THE YEAR WITH THE BIT OF A BARRY. COULD BE FIREWORKS ON SAT............

CHRISTMAS IN BANGOR LAND............LATEST

2011-12-22T13:32:00.000-08:00

THE TURKEY ANDY SAYS HAS BEEN COOKING SINCE LAST SATURDAY AND IS GOING WELL, HOPEFULLY IT SHOULD BE DONE BY CHRISTMAS DAY..ALSO ANDY HAS BEEN VISTING HIS NEIGHBOURS DRESSED AS SANTA GIVING THEM MINCE PIES, ALTHOUGH WE UNDERSTAND THAT THEY WERE NOT COOKED PROPERLY. BETTY IS ALSO WEARING A BEARD WE HEAR, AND SCARING THE LOCALS.....

LATEST..................BUNTY WISHING FOR A SMOKEY CHRISTMAS

2011-12-22T12:48:00.000-08:00

WE TOLD YOU THAT BUNTY WAS HOPING FOR A SMOKEY CHRISTMAS . WE HEAR THAT SHE IS URGING PEOPLE TO SMOKE AS MANY CIGARS AS POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY WOMEN. SHE SAYS SHE WILL BE PUFFING AWAY FROM THE MOMENT SHE WAKES UP TILL SHE GOES TO SLEEP AND SO WILL ALL HER HORSES..LIGHT ONE FOR ME THIS CHRISTMAS SHE SAYS..........

LATEST.....WILL IT BE A WHITE CHRITSMAS IN HERTS?...WE HAVE THE LATEST FORECAST TOMORROW...

2011-12-21T18:41:00.001-08:00

BREAKING..................BUNTY DREAMING OF A SMOKEY CHRISTMAS ........DETAILS TOMORROW

2011-12-21T14:22:00.001-08:00

LATEST..................CHRISTMAS COMES TO BANGOR LAND...UPDATE

2011-12-21T12:18:00.000-08:00

CHRISTMAS HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IN BANGOR LAND. WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS BOUGHT 2 REINDEERS, ALTHOUGH ANDY HAS MORE OF A REDNOSE, CHRISTMAS LIGHTS HAVE BEEN PUT UP AROUND THE RESIDENCE AND CAN BE SEE FOR MILES AND REPORTS SAY THAT THEY HAVE EVEN BLINDED SOME DRIVERS, ALSO NEIGHBOURS SAY THAT THE LIGHTS ARE SO BRIGHT THEY DONT HAVE TO PUT THEIR OWN LIGHTS ON. ARTIFICAL SNOW HAS ALSO BEEN PUT IN THE BANGOR FIELDS. ALSO CHRISTMAS SONGS HAVE PLAYED WE HEAR ON RADIO BANGER INTERNATIONAL AT INTERVALS AS PART OF HIS TEST TRANSMISSION FOR CHRISTMAS EVE.............

LATEST.....CHRISTMAS COMES TO BANGOR LAND...DETAILS TOMORROW & ALL THIS WEEK....

2011-12-20T12:17:00.001-08:00

UPDATES SOON.....

2011-12-20T03:20:00.001-08:00

STILL DOUBTFUL ABOUT THE VERLAM CHOIR APPEARING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW????

2011-12-15T13:53:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT THE VERULAM CHOIR THE FIRST TIME IN ITS HISTORY ON THE STAION MAY NOT BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW AGAIN. WE UNDERSTAND THAT THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A ROW IN THE CHOIR BETWEEN THEM AND ANDY OVER WHAT CAROLS TO SING ON AIR... THIS FOLLOWS RECENT REPORTS OF THE CHOIR SUFFERING WITH FLU. DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME IS NOT HAPPY............

ANDY SELLING ILLEGAL HOLLY......BEWARE

2011-12-15T13:49:00.000-08:00

WE HAVE RECIEVED REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING ILLEGAL HOLLY FOR CHRISTMAS..ONE PERSON SAID I KISSED MY HUSBAND UNDER IT TO TRY IT OUT AND I GOT IT STUCK IN MY HAIR, ANOTHER SAID I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM INJURIES I RECIEVED THROUGH HANDLING IT.. DO NOT BUY THIS HOLLY ITS ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS, WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE ANDY OBTAINED THIS, HE CLAIMS HE GREW IT IN HIS FIELD.......

SPECIAL REPORT...................ANDY BROADCASTING AGAIN!!!

2011-12-15T13:08:00.000-08:00

STEVEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR SENT SAT SUPREME A RECORDING OF ANDY DOING TESTS TRANSMISSIONS YET AGAIN FROM THE BANGER RESIDENCE, WE HEAR HE HAS KNOCKED SEVERAL STATIONS OFF THEIR FREQUENCIES AND INTRERFERED WITH SOME TV STAIONS TOO, HOW DOES HE DO IT????....WE HEAR OFFCOM HAVE BEEN INFORMED...THANKS STEVE

LATEST......BASIL BANGER UNDER ATTACK AGAIN

2011-12-15T12:47:00.000-08:00

BASIL BANGER FEARS FOR ANOTHER ATTACK THIS XMAS. HE HAS SAID THAT HE WONT GO OUT FROM THE 24TH TO 26TH DEC AS HE SIAD THAT HE WILL BE UNDER ATTACK FROM A BLOKE WITH A BEARD WHO IS CARRYING A SACK ON HIS BACK WITH WHAT HE THINKS WILL HAVE WEAPONS IN IT.....DEAR O DEAR

WEATHER WATCH ISSUED FOR SNOW DETAILS LATER..................

2011-12-15T11:37:00.001-08:00

BREAKING.....BUNTY SAYS CONDOR HAS FLU.....Bunty has told us that her horse Condor has the flu, he has been drinking brandy and she has brought him in to her house so he can sit in front of the fire to keep warm. He has had a bath and on two paracetamol every 2 hours and a cigar.....

2011-12-14T11:56:00.001-08:00

LATEST....BETTYS DENTURES FALL OUT...We hear bettys dentures fell out in her sleep last night. We also hear that Andy had a bit of a shock because he had a rude awakening because as he turned over in bed he was faced with bettys dentures on his pillow. She forgot to take them out before she went to bed apparantley....

2011-12-14T11:50:00.001-08:00

BUNTY TO SUE OVER NEIGHBOURS COMPLAINING ABOUT HER HORSES SMOKING

2011-12-09T06:53:00.000-08:00

WE HERE BUNTY IS SUEING HER NEIGHBOUR OVER CONTINUED COMPLAINTS ABOUT HER HORSES SMOKING. HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HAS SAID IT CONTINOUSLY COMES OVER MY GARDEN AND IS UNHEALTHY AND HAZARDOUS...BUNTY SAID SHE IS TAKING IT FURTHER.........

LATEST.............ANDY CAUSING MORE TROUBLE

2011-12-09T06:45:00.000-08:00

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS YET AGAIN BEEN UPSETTING HIS NEIGHBOURS BY PLAYING REPEAT BROADCASTS OF TESTS TRANSMISSIONS AND BOTH OFFCOM AND THE POLICE HAVE RECIEVED COMPLAINTS OF NUISANCE NOISE......

BREAKING.............ANDY TO OPEN BANGER RESIDENCE TO THROUGH THE KEYHOLE

2011-12-06T14:05:00.001-08:00

WE HEAR THAT ANDY AND BETTY ARE T OPEN THE DOORS OF THE BANGER RESIDENCE FOR THE PUBLIC TO SEE ON THE NEW SERIES OF THROUGH THE KEYHOLE...I WONDER IF THEY WILL GUESS ITS ME HE SAID IM TOO FAMOUS, BUT CERTAIN ANTIQUES IN THE HBOUSE LIKE BETTY OR SAUSAGES OR MY PIPES MAY GIVE IT AWAY......DEAR O DEAR

EXCLUSIVE....................LARRY SAYS HES HEADING FOR THE UK IN DAYS........

2011-12-02T13:01:00.000-08:00

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT LARRY IS HEADING FOR THE UK, HES TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT HE WILL BE IN THE COUNTRY WITHIN DAYS......

BREAKING.... WARNING OVER .ANDY SELLING DODGY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

2011-12-02T12:11:00.000-08:00

WE HAVE BEEN HEARING THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS TO SHOPS AND THE PUBLIC...APPARANTLY THEY HAVE SPARKED FIRES, WITH ALSO BULBS BLOWING AND LARGE BANGS BEING HEARD. ALREADY THERE HAVE BEEN A NUMBER OF COMPLAINTS WITH PEOPLE WANTING REFUNDS....( DO NOT BUY THESE LIGHTS THEY ARE DANGEROUS, THEY GO UNDER THE NAME BANGERS BULBS FOR CHRISTMAS)....